Grandpa Bevie came in late for the Sunday family dinner. His daughter asked, “Where have you been?” Grandpa spent five minutes ranting against the irritating and inconsiderate neighbor.

When he was done, Grandma said, “Now that you have told us all of the bad things, you need to say at least one good thing about the neighbor.”

Grandpa thought for a moment, then said, “He is not here.”

The moral to the story is that you can always find something good to say about anyone.